Prepare to lose your second breakfast: Spain's building a Lord of the Rings Theme Park!

A Lord Of The Rings Theme Park Is Coming To Spain

With thrill rides including the Mount Doom Minecart Adventure and The Balrogger, and fairground snacks like Tom Bombadil's Fried Dill Pickles and The One Ring (a massive 10" diameter onion ring), the sprawling entertainment complex is sure to...


... okay, no. We're making all of that up. Looks like it's just a garden with some hobbit houses. But if you have some investors and you want to build what we just described, give LockQuest a call.